Walter, a basset hound with ears longer than most legal briefs, takes his role as Chief Dog Treat Advocate very seriously—though he remains suspicious of any sudden movements. Skittish yet highly motivated by snacks, Walter expertly balances cautious observation with relentless treat negotiations. His lobbying tactics include soulful stares from a safe distance, dramatic sighs, and a slow, hesitant approach (just in case you’re holding something tasty).
When not hard at work advocating for a more snack-inclusive workplace, Walter can be found cautiously peeking around office corners, lounging in the coziest (and most secure) spot available, and begrudgingly accepting pets…so long as they come with appropriate compensation. His dedication to the cause is unwavering, though he reserves the right to flee at a moment’s notice.
As an aside, please refrain from singing “Do Your Ears Hang Low?” in Walter’s vicinity…it’s a sore subject.
