Elvis

Lead Style Consultant

Practice Areas:

Elvis is the undisputed style icon of the firm. As a distinguished Australian Shepherd/Border Collie mix, Elvis takes his role as Lead Style Consultant very seriously—whether that means inspecting everyone’s shoes (for long walk potential), ensuring office attire is accessorized with an appropriate amount of dog hair, or demonstrating the power of a perfectly executed “sit” to command attention.

Known for his impeccable manners, Elvis never jumps on clients; he prefers to impress them with his sophisticated presence and expertly timed head tilts. His wardrobe critiques are reserved for colleagues only, expressed through approving tail wags or a disapproving (but always polite) stare. Elvis is widely known for his spotless office decorum, never barking out of turn, always greeting visitors with dignity, and resisting the urge to chase opposing counsel. Elvis’ landmark rulings in the distinguished Tucson Canine Court include Kibble v. Human Food (2023), in which he successfully argued for expanded snack access, and Nap Time v. Productivity (2024), where he reaffirmed a canine’s constitutional right to mid-day snoozes.

When he’s not enforcing the firm’s “Head pats are mandatory” policy, you’ll find Elvis keeping a watchful eye on the firm from his human’s office or lobbying for an increase in treat-related compensation. Elvis is a valued member of the team, and while he has yet to pass the bar, he has mastered the art of raising it…especially if walks or treats are involved.

Bar Admissions:

Education

  • Pawvard University, J.D. (Juris Dogtor), summa wag laude
  • The Canine Institute of Style, Master’s in Fur Distribution & Accessory Placement
  • Obedience School—Attended, but claims he was “too advanced” for the curriculum

Court Admissions

  • Tucson’s Canine Court—Presiding Clerk of Style and Snacks (2022-present)

Honors & Awards:

  • Best Dressed and Most Well-Mannered Employee, Farhang & Medcoff—2022-Present

Other Experience:

  • Founding Member Society for the Ethical Treatment of Tennis Balls (Passionate about fair and equal distribution of fetch opportunities)
  • Senior Style Strategist – Expert in fur distribution and accessorizing suits with tasteful paw prints

Education

  • Pawvard University, J.D. (Juris Dogtor), summa wag laude
  • The Canine Institute of Style, Master’s in Fur Distribution & Accessory Placement
  • Obedience School—Attended, but claims he was “too advanced” for the curriculum

Court Admissions

  • Tucson’s Canine Court—Presiding Clerk of Style and Snacks (2022-present)

Education

  • Pawvard University, J.D. (Juris Dogtor), summa wag laude
  • The Canine Institute of Style, Master’s in Fur Distribution & Accessory Placement
  • Obedience School—Attended, but claims he was “too advanced” for the curriculum